Tomorrow I got to wake up early to book for tennis. The network is really bad with this new 30 GB package.
I want to spend the final 37 minutes to talk to Al Araf 7:7.
Again... I am sorry. No lullaby tonight.
What I can do is tell you a joke:
One day a guy decided to pay a hooker a visit. The hooker's name is Sandy Susan.
This guy never been with a woman before. So when he saw Sandy Susan he told her he is a virgin.
Sandy Susan said, "Don't worry honey, I'll take it slow. How about we play a game of sixty-nine?"
The guy don't know what she meant but he just obliged.
Now prior to that Sandy had a bowl of chili for dinner.
While they were in position she cannot help herself and passed some gas.
"Pheeeeeeeet..."
Sandy expected some reaction from the guy, but no response.
They continued...
After a while she had another urge to pass wind. Although she tried to contain herself, that too came out.
"Prettt..."
Still no reaction from the guy down there.
Sandy then resumed what she was doing.
As the minutes [minutes] passed, Sandy had a massive wave of gas coming. She cannot help it.
"PHOOOOOT..."
The was an awkward silence. So Sandy asked, "Hey Mister you OK down there?"
Finally the guy spoke, "Ma'am, I much appreciate what you are trying to do, but I don't think I can take another SIXTY-SIX of these."
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HAHAHA I'm glad you like the joke.
OK baby... I'll catch up with you after sunrise.
So you want a 69? Be sure to eat a bowl of chili LMAO LMAO ROTFLMAO
Gosh, I love you so much.
Goodnight my love.
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